
Some friends were raving about the new Franz Ferdinand recently. I hadn’t heard it yet. First impression was a poor man’s Roxy Music. That got me thinking. Why do we often listen to certain artists or records when we know there’s always something better out there? Why mess around with the new Dylan (Bob, not Jakob. Jakob’s perfect) when you know there will never be another Blonde on Blonde. Do we need lesser quality work to put the rest in perspective? Maybe, but Blonde on Blonde would still be Blonde On Blonde if it was the last record he ever made. Could we survive on just the “Abbey Roads”, “London Callings” or “Neverminds” or do we need all the inferior work to appreciate the great stuff?
Lets say your favorite meal is Thanksgiving Dinner. Sure you could survive on that alone, all the nutritional bases would be covered. But over time you’re bound to detest the sight of mashed potatoes, apple pie and cranberry sauce. You’d need a break, you’d go to Subway and get an unremarkable, uninspired sandwich and move on with your life nourished and unfazed. Perhaps Franz Ferdinand and the like are our Subways; they keep us going until Thanksgiving when we can feast on the good stuff. Maybe my friends are from Canada, where they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.

Gaming and beverages have a wide and varied history, from 7up mascot Spot’s 16-bit adventures, PlayStation’s Pepsi Man and the Donkey Kong Jungle Juice energy drink. I believe in the business world they call this synergy. In the 90′s SEGA and Coca-Cola took such cross-promotional teamwork to the next level, releasing a complete beverage-branded console bundle. In it, you got [...]
Man, Nintendo certainly had a lot of awesome merchandising back in the day. In game-branded food alone there was Nintendo-themed cereal, mac-and-cheese and fruit snacks. Way better than those shitty mint tins they now sell at FYE and Newbury Comics. But here’s a Nintendo product you definitely should not eat: The Legend of Zelda Model Set. Currently [...]
(NOTE: This was a contribution to a feature that ran @NintendoLife about the 25th Anniversary of the NES. You should go read it.) The first video game I ever saw was Kung-Fu for the NES. My older sister’s friend down the street had just gotten the system, so she kindly escorted me down to their [...]
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Yeah, I prefer Jarrod’s older commercials. He was thinner.
I know who you’re talking about.